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Everyone agrees that after two couples met at a Cottage Grove bar over the weekend they engaged in mutually consensual sex at the home of one of the couples, but there are differing versions of how a fight broke out during the sexual escapade, leaving one man in the hospital and another in jail.
Daniel Dinga, [...]
Man Tries To Have Sex With Park Bench, Gets Stuck!!!
A “lonely and disturbed” Hong Kong man had to call police to try and free him after getting stuck on a park bench he had apparently tried to have sex with.
Emergency workers took four hours trying to free Le Xing, 41, in the deserted park after dark.
Eventually they had to take him to [...]
Another Dumb Criminal….They Just Don’t Learn
A thug robbed an 81-year-old widow in an Upper East Side grocery store and nearly got away with his crime – until he left his own wallet on the sidewalk before fleeing.
Dim-witted ex-con Trent Jones, 25, of Harlem, swiped the elderly woman’s wallet from her purse while an accomplice chatted to her about the [...]
New Bigfoot Was A Scam…..Is This Really A Surprise?
Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice — handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it — was slowly thawed out, and discovered to [...]
9-Foot Tapeworm Invades Man’s Stomach
CHICAGO, Ill. (AP) – A man who contends he got a 9-foot tapeworm after eating undercooked fish has sued a Chicago restaurant.
In the lawsuit filed Monday, Anthony Franz said he ordered salmon salad for lunch from Shaw’s Crab House in 2006 and fell violently ill. He later passed the giant parasite, which a pathologist determined [...]
Wisconsin Couple Wins $350,000 Each In Lottery
This couple won’t have to argue about how to spend their lottery winnings. That’s because the Mount Horeb husband and wife each won their own $350,000 jackpots in this weekend’s SuperCash state lottery.
Lottery officials said Verlyn Adamson bought his winning ticket at a Mineral Point gas station and his wife Judith bought hers from a [...]