Archive for October, 2008
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A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude. The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield’s Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game. He had to undergo surgery to extract the [...]
Porn Kills Man
Chris Nicholls, 23, collapsed after getting over-excited as he viewed the blue movie in his bedroom, an inquest heard. He died of a cardiac arrest weeks after having open-heart surgery. His body was found by his mum Clare at the family home in Redhill, Surrey. At the inquest she asked pathologist Dr Mary Sheppard, who [...]
Man Steals Male Enhancement Cream
Last week, Denton police arrested a man who they say pocketed a tube of male enhancement cream from a store in the 1500 block of South Loop 288. Maybe that part’s understandable, considering some men might be embarrassed to make such a purchase. But his indiscretions didn’t stop there, police say. A loss-prevention officer who [...]
Priest Used Confessional To Pick Up Women!!!
A Queens priest who worked as a chaplain at a hospital has been suspended after apparently using his confessional booth to take advantage of a vulnerable parishioner and engaging in a sexual relationship with her. The alleged affair began at the Our Lady of the Snows Church in Glen Oaks, where Rev. Elvis Elano practiced. [...]
Man On Scooter Attacks Girls
A man who was driving through a park almost did hit and run when he knocked over a teenage girl on his mobility scooter. The wild man from New Zealand attacked the group of girls who were playing the open fields and purposely ran into one. It is not known why he made his attack [...]
82-Year Old Man Accused Of Trading Drugs For Sex
BEREA — Police investigating an elderly man’s complaints about theft at his home discovered the man allegedly traded prescription drugs for sexual favors. Police charged the 82-year-old man with trafficking in a controlled substance. The man was released on bond. The Lexington Herald-Leader reported that police said they were initially concerned that women in their [...]
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