Clergyman Hospitalised With Potato In His Rear
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude. The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield’s Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game. He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun. A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. “But it’s not for me to question his story.” She went on to reveal other objects removed from people’s derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
Source: Metro.co.uk
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November 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Surely the excuse of an ‘act of God’ would have been more appropriate. It wouldn’t be the first time something was ‘planted’ inside a human by Him…..
November 24th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I’ve worked in the medical field for 4 years and it is impossible to just fall onto a potato perfectly to have it in your rectum. The only way to have that happen is to put it there. You have to think about how it will get up there. Thats like say i fell on a bullet and died. Also who puts up curtains in the nude? Lets be serious here this man stuck the potato up his butt and saying he is a clergyman is no surprise.
November 24th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
WOW. this is hilarious
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November 24th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
ROFL!!! “the accident was definately not due to a sex game.” ROFL!!! This is clearly the funniest thing I’ve seen this month!
November 24th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
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November 24th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Ya right, hanging curtains naked while the neighbors get to watch you???? Surely God was also watching your ass and He got disgusted with it.
November 25th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I have not worked in the medical field, but am an expert on butts, rectums, etc. There is no way in hell anything but a dookie gets stuck that far up your a$$ without you shoving it there.
December 8th, 2008 at 5:17 am
That clergyman is a man of action. He focuses on the important things (hanging curtains and putting on a good appearance for the neighbors), and doesn’t even worry about clearing his place at the dinner table.
It’s a miracle more people didn’t make fun of him.