Archive for December, 2008

Man Gets Four Years In Prison For Sex With Grandma’s Dog

CLEARWATER – A 20-year-old Titusville man was sentenced to four years in prison today for sexually assaulting his grandparents’ Yorkshire terrier. Nicholas Densmore pleaded no contest to one count of animal cruelty in October. On July 30, 2007, Densmore was staying with his grandparents at 4243 Dartmouth Ave. N., St. Petersburg, when his grandmother saw [...]

Man Convicted Over Repeated Sexual Encounters With Horse

To be convicted of performing sex acts on a horse once may be considered misfortune. Being convicted of it twice – with the same horse – looks a lot like carelessness. But that’s what just happened to 46-year-old Leeroy Le Gallais, who was jailed for three years yesterday after admitting molesting the horse in a [...]

Woman Pays $160 Parking Fine In Pennies

A Chiselhurst, England, woman said she paid a $160 parking fine in pennies after her parking pass fell off her windshield. Maggie Gebbett, 63, said she received the penalty notice in May and wrote a letter of appeal to Bromley Council, explaining that she had purchased a parking pass but the hot weather had caused [...]

Candy Cane VS Knife

A man using a candy cane lawn ornament fended off a knife-wielding neighbor who had been attacking holiday guests at a Sacramento home. Police spokesman Sgt. Norm Leong said the man used the two-foot-tall plastic ornament to subdue the attacker until officers arrived. He said the 49-year-old suspect became intoxicated, went over to a neighbor’s [...]

No Deer Meat In This Pizza

A Pennsylvania pizzeria insists venison is not on the menu — despite the impression a customer may have gotten when she saw one of the cooks butchering a deer in the shop’s kitchen. The manager of Stromboli Pizza in Allentown says a customer saw one of the restaurant cooks carving up a deer Tuesday. But [...]