Archive for September, 2009
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A nude man covered in feces broke into someone’s backyard and jumped into the pool Saturday, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report. Robert Stark Higgins, 21, of the 5300 block of Southeast Dell Street, Stuart, was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft. He was being held at [...]
No More Pizza Deliveries For Naked Man
A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants. Portsmouth Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man’s actions after it took place four different [...]
Man Robs Bank Then Calls 911
Authorities in coastal Florida say a man called 911 to turn himself in about 20 minutes after robbing a Port Orange bank. Police say 42-year-old Tony Max Olea walked into the Colonial Bank branch Tuesday morning and handed the teller a note implying that he had a gun and wanted money. Police say the teller [...]
Look Out Barbie, Here Comes Gwen The Homeless Doll
The Gwen doll, 18 inches of made-in-China cuteness, is the reluctant star of the American Girl doll pantheon this week. Although she debuted nine months ago as sidekick to “Girl of the Year” Chrissa, her story was never intended to rise beyond subplot level. Oh, but her subplot is far too juicy to escape the [...]
Clothed Man Causes Riot At Nude Resort
A man who refused to take his clothes off at a raunchy party has been blamed for a mini-riot at an Australian nudist resort. Police were called amid threats of violence and ordered the Brisbane man and his wife to leave the “anything goes” sex party, reports the Courier-Mail. It happened at the White Cockatoo [...]
Penis Hacker Released
A 78-year-old man who hacked a love rival’s penis off has been freed. A court in Wiener Neustadt, Lower Austria, heard expert medical testimony stating the Turkish pensioner had not been in a sound mental state when he shot dead and then hacked off the penis of a 58-year-old man who he had suspected of [...]
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