Archive for December, 2009

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Man Caught Masturbating At Cheerleader Tryouts

A 47-year-old man was arrested in the woods last night after fleeing when a Dover Middle School janitor caught him masturbating outside of cheerleader tryouts. Police responded to the school 6:48 p.m. after receiving the report from the janitor and immediately started searching the woods for Roy A. Chapman Jr., who had left his vehicle [...]

Florida Governor Accidentally Directed Parents To Call Phone Sex Line

Oops! In an embarrassing blunder, Gov. Charlie Crist mistakenly directed parents of uninsured children to call a toll-free sex line. People calling the governor’s office heard an on-hold recording of Crist promoting the toll-free Florida KidCare line. Except two numbers were transposed. Anyone calling the number Crist gave out was told to call another number. [...]

Man Applies For Job, Then Steals Two Tracksuits

A thief filled out a job application in a sports shop – then stole two tracksuits on his way out. Police had no trouble tracking down the teenager because he had put his name and address on the application form. The thief popped into his local JJB sports store in the hope of securing an [...]

Texas Homeowner Ordered To Get Rid Of Fake Grass

A Dallas man who installed artificial turf in his yard after failing to grow grass said he is giving up his battle with City Hall to keep his faux lawn. Jose Escobedo, who said each of his three attempts to grow real grass in his yard had failed, had appealed orders by the Dallas city [...]

Man Slept With Wife’s Dead Body For 5 Years

A Vietnamese man dug up his wife’s body, molded it with clay into a female figure and put it in his bed so he could hug it every night for the past five years. The man, 55-year-old Le Van from Ha Lam in the central Quang Nam province, is seen below with his wife’s remains [...]

The Virgin Mary Appears On Woman’s Pancake

An Arizona woman said she was given peace and comfort from an unlikely source — a pancake bearing an image she said resembles the Virgin Mary. Bianca Lopez said she was cooking Batter Blaster pancakes for her family a few days before Thanksgiving at their Glendale home and she noticed the image of Jesus’ mother [...]

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