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A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds. The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun. Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up [...]
Tailor Made Condoms
Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany. Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind the Cologne-based company Lebenslust (Lust for Life), which has invented a system to make personalised prophylactics. Using a machine that measures each member to produce a unique 3D computer image, Gothe [...]
Man Needs Surgery After Sex With Hedgehog
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor’s advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog’s needles left his penis severely lacerated. A hospital spokesman said: “The [...]
75-Year-Old Man Becomes Porn Star
A 75-year-old granddad has become a porn star in Russia after wandering into a blue movie audition by mistake. David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company’s studios after mistaking posters for new erotic actors as an advert for a muscle man show. Director Alexander Plahov said: “We were auditioning for a new film and [...]
Female Politician Wants Protitutes For Troops
A top female politician ín Holland wants Dutch prostitutes sent abroad with the troops to help them relax. Annemarie Jorritsma, a politician for the centre-right People’s Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD) and the mayor of the town of Almere, went on national Dutch TV to demand the ‘extra benefits’ for soldiers. She added: “The [...]
Dwarf Gets His Penis Glued To Vacuum Cleaner
A British dwarf who was performing at the ‘Edinburgh Festival’ found his penis glued to a vacuum cleaner while preparing for a live show. Daniel Blackner, known as “Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf” performed at the Circus of Horrors, known for its oddball and offbeat performances. As part of the show, the dwarf pulls a [...]
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